Once upon a time, in a land of self-entitled folks, there lived a man named Harold who was the king of them all. He had a singular obsession – an actress from the golden age of Hollywood named Clara Bow. Harold was so convinced that Clara Bow was the love of his life, despite never having met her, that he decided to take a pilgrimage to Hollywood to find her. He sold all of his possessions, including his throne and crown, and set off on his quest. When he arrived in Hollywood, he was disappointed to learn that Clara Bow had long since retired and was nowhere to be found.…